My definition of "awful humor" has changed since that VW commercial.

[saffronhare]

Ganked from duane_kc, bless his strippin' soul.

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The Golden Snatch
Sleazy manager	kaidevis
Scary bouncer	gamera_spinning
Most frequent customer	iron_clad
Highest paid stripper	kellan_m_solan
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	agrnmn
Just doing this to pay for med school	_francophile
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	hekatatia
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