Everyone can rest easy now.

[saffronhare]

My father just called me at work to tell me that he's still "a perfect asshole." His colonoscopy was perfect, and he has the prostate of a 20-year-old man. No word on how the 20-year-old man is taking this news.

Carry on.

Comments

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

your father and I must have completely diffrent definitions of that.

As far as I knew a perfect one was one you don't remember a thing about. You just have this 45 minute-ish gap in your memory and then a few hours later you have a case of the munchies