Everyone can rest easy now.

[saffronhare]

My father just called me at work to tell me that he's still "a perfect asshole." His colonoscopy was perfect, and he has the prostate of a 20-year-old man. No word on how the 20-year-old man is taking this news.

Carry on.

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

The Perfect Colonoscopy. Kinda puts everything else into persepective, don't it?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I am staggered by all the different ways I could go with that statement.

Gimme a minute here.

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

your father and I must have completely diffrent definitions of that.

As far as I knew a perfect one was one you don't remember a thing about. You just have this 45 minute-ish gap in your memory and then a few hours later you have a case of the munchies

"perfect"

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

You can tell him from me that while as a "perfect southern belle" I am a bit flustered by his forward account of his experience I am pleased to hear he is in good health.
::snicker::