how to explain the spots

[saffronhare]

I'd like to enlist some creative assistance here. I've already tried the "pretend that I don't really have spots, and imply the person suggesting that I do is nuts" game. That was fun, but really only fun once.

Other ideas so far include:
1. They're faerie hickies.
2. You should see the other guy.
3. The ninjas are very demanding.
4. Pretty extreme tattoo, huh?
5. I probably shouldn't be at work until this flare-up passes. ah-choo!

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

1. I'm allergic to latex clothing. Who knew?
2. Aliens abducted me - it was this or the anal probe.
3. Horrible henna accident.
4. I'm auditioning for Cats.

*snort*!

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I'm going with the Cats explanation. Especially since it finally ended its run, didn't it?

Alternate response

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

"Have you ever read The Stand?"

[teross50.livejournal.com]

I was napping and my youngest was feeling artistic
Happens during this phase of the planetary alignment,,
It was a roll play game for us
If you keep asking me I can conjure brighter bigger ones for you