Where is Avocado when I need him?

[saffronhare]

It's pretty tough to tell myself this can be "the best day ever" right now. Nevermind the cabana boys. What I need is a charming naturist and a weight-lifting session.

On the bright side of life: I'll get to go listen to marvelous singing at Opera Kadopera tonight, even if I maybe won't get home before then. My right brain needs that. And then, I'll get to come home to Cherry Garcia and bedtime with my husband (who might pretend to be a naturist if I ask nicely).

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Wait a minute... you have cabana boys? And still, your day has the quality of sucking? I'm lost.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'd placed an order for cabana boys, but they're not in yet. So, I'm hoping there's still time to change my preference.

However, if I accidentally receive a shipment of 100 cabana boys, I'll call on you (and a few others) to help...um, unload them.

Mmmm, cabana boys...

[zylch.livejournal.com]

If you ain't gonna use 'em, you can transfer 'em right on over to my department. Gotta keep warm over here somehow, y'know.