filkalicious

[saffronhare]

sung to the tune of The Moose Song, chorus



Sleep, sleep, I need some sleep
I think I can get by without counting sheep
The blankets are heavy, my pillows are deep
I'd barter my body now, just for some sleep




Vin, Vin, I want some Vin
He's big and he's rough and just reeking of sin
He won't need to talk much, or buy me din-din
Yeah, fill me with Diesel. Babe, pump it right in.



New!
Ass, ass, bring me that ass.
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oh, never mind.


Stay tuned for more, later in the day.

Comments

Ditto!

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Have I mentioned lately that you have a great way with words?

[kcwitch.livejournal.com]

those are great!

[zylch.livejournal.com]

It's a lot harder to avoid violating Rule #2 when the song is stuck in your head. Luckily, I can drown it out with songs from Cats.

I may have to shoot myself tonight, though.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Well, the cleverness of the exercise is lost if they aren't catchy. If you shoot yourself, you'll miss out on the other ones I'm about to compose in avoidance of other work. Wouldn't that be tragic?