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pete3great and telling you Things You Didn't Know about Saffron Hare -- and my husband doesn't count.*
I prefer to let marshmallows go stale before eating them. Especially the really tiny ones.
Just the thought of being blindfolded and bound for sex makes me want to cry. (Control issues, anyone?)
I do not, and probably will never, own a gun -- despite my glee at any prospect of firing one for destructive purposes.
Really hate playing games. Really. Cards, monopoly, risk, you name it. I even reserve a very special scorn for electronic games. I have to import people into my household so my husband will have somebody to play games with.
*By this, I mean a very general "you," not necessarily the insider's view of anyone who has ever spent the night at my house or seen me nekkid (platonically or otherwise).
More to come at some other time. But now I must continue to distract myself with
A - Animals/Pets: Marley (the Limping Dingo); houseguest Ginger (a "too fluffy" Corgi belonging tozylch); also, some snails and fish that aren't dead yet
B - Best Friend: that's not fair. I'll start withagrnmn and not name anyone else. I'm very introverted, so some people I am fond of would likely be hurt if I didn't name them as close friends. But...if you get to touch my ass, you're on an entirely different level.
C - Cohabitants: the remainder of the Chaos Parade = Princess Boredom (age 10 going on 15), the Dragonling (age 3 going on stuntwoman) and the Coatl (age 15 months going on Mad Engineer). Favorite roomie =zylch, aka...well, nevermind.
D - Desire(s): Currently, I desire some peace, general vitality and financial stability. Ordinarily, I desire naps and affection. Sometimes, I desire blood on my hands. Nearly always, I desire sunshine and flannel. Hard to say beyond that.
E - Eye Color: greyish greeny.
F - Favorite Food(s): most things that are bad for me -- too rich, too sweet, etc. I dislike peppery tastes because they do bad things to my digestive tract. Damn Irish tummy.
G - Games: see above (re: Things You Don't Know...)
H - Habit(s): bad: ripping to shreds anyone who suggest I have "bad" habits
good: see above
I - Interests: general competence; currently, almost anything to do with clever & inexpensive home remodel or gardening; weaponry; different magical systems; physics
J - Job: compassionate pirate (fundraising consultant) and wordsmith
K - Kitchen (Wonder or Blunder?): Great at giving blow-jobs behind the counter while the kids watch a movie in the living room. Otherwise? Well, let's just say my husband did not marry my for my cooking. I adore offering hospitality, but do not get fancy about food offerings. ::sigh::
L - Languages: English (like, anally grammatical and superior about my vocabulary). Used to be able to claim fluency in German and Flemish, some competency in Dutch. Can eat and shop in French and Spanish. Key ritual phrases in Irish Gaelic. Profanity worldwide.
M - Most Valued Possession(s): My family (yeah, yeah, they aren't really MINE, but you know what I mean) and my house (yo - Cancerian).
N - Name (Named after?): First name is after my great grandfather's first love (a sensitive topic, since this is different from his wife's name); middle name is a maternal family name
O - Outfit You Love: Just about any comfy shirt (soft sweatshirt with no bra, or a flannel shirt with a halter underneath) and my hugely flowered red satin pajama pants (again, no underwear) with soft white bobby socks
P - Pizza Toppings: um...mushrooms, black olives and pineapple (though I'm willing to eat pizza with just about anything and pick off the stuff I don't like)
Q - Question/s Asked To You the Most: home = "Mom/Honey, have you seen my [noun]?"; work = "Will you work on how we can say this?"
R - Relationship/Partner:agrnmn; chosen clan include (in no particular order) triadruid, kittenpants, featherynscale, iron_clad and breathofgold
S - Sport(s): love to play contact sports; generally bored with watching any sports (even live) except televised figure skating (shut up. I like it.) and sometimes Monday Night Football or the Olympics (which I'm a real sucker for).
T - Television Show(s): Hi. My name issaffronhare, and I'm addicted to the Law & Order and CSI juggernauts. I am also addicted to home improvement porn (on HGTV and TLC).
U - Unsavory Characteristic(s): I don't know what you're talking about.
V - Video/DVD (Favorites): (in no particular order and leaving a lot off, I'm sure) -- The Transporter, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Ever After, Chocolat, 'most any dancin' fool movie (Dirty Dancing, Center Stage, Chorus Line, etc.) There. Let the mockery begin.
W - Web Page: other than LJ, none.
X - Xylophone (or other Instrument?): learned enough piano and clarinet to learn that I am no musician. I am, however, very good at rhythms -- so I'm pretty good at banging on a drum and can follow 8 different beats when I dance.
Y - Year Born: 1969
Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer (perhapsagrnmn can fill some in for me here. I don't really do astrology much, although I find it amusing sometimes.
pete3great and telling you Things You Didn't Know about Saffron Hare -- and my husband doesn't count.*I prefer to let marshmallows go stale before eating them. Especially the really tiny ones.
Just the thought of being blindfolded and bound for sex makes me want to cry. (Control issues, anyone?)
I do not, and probably will never, own a gun -- despite my glee at any prospect of firing one for destructive purposes.
Really hate playing games. Really. Cards, monopoly, risk, you name it. I even reserve a very special scorn for electronic games. I have to import people into my household so my husband will have somebody to play games with.
*By this, I mean a very general "you," not necessarily the insider's view of anyone who has ever spent the night at my house or seen me nekkid (platonically or otherwise).
More to come at some other time. But now I must continue to distract myself with
A - Animals/Pets: Marley (the Limping Dingo); houseguest Ginger (a "too fluffy" Corgi belonging to
zylch); also, some snails and fish that aren't dead yetB - Best Friend: that's not fair. I'll start with
agrnmn and not name anyone else. I'm very introverted, so some people I am fond of would likely be hurt if I didn't name them as close friends. But...if you get to touch my ass, you're on an entirely different level.C - Cohabitants: the remainder of the Chaos Parade = Princess Boredom (age 10 going on 15), the Dragonling (age 3 going on stuntwoman) and the Coatl (age 15 months going on Mad Engineer). Favorite roomie =
zylch, aka...well, nevermind.D - Desire(s): Currently, I desire some peace, general vitality and financial stability. Ordinarily, I desire naps and affection. Sometimes, I desire blood on my hands. Nearly always, I desire sunshine and flannel. Hard to say beyond that.
E - Eye Color: greyish greeny.
F - Favorite Food(s): most things that are bad for me -- too rich, too sweet, etc. I dislike peppery tastes because they do bad things to my digestive tract. Damn Irish tummy.
G - Games: see above (re: Things You Don't Know...)
H - Habit(s): bad: ripping to shreds anyone who suggest I have "bad" habits
good: see above
I - Interests: general competence; currently, almost anything to do with clever & inexpensive home remodel or gardening; weaponry; different magical systems; physics
J - Job: compassionate pirate (fundraising consultant) and wordsmith
K - Kitchen (Wonder or Blunder?): Great at giving blow-jobs behind the counter while the kids watch a movie in the living room. Otherwise? Well, let's just say my husband did not marry my for my cooking. I adore offering hospitality, but do not get fancy about food offerings. ::sigh::
L - Languages: English (like, anally grammatical and superior about my vocabulary). Used to be able to claim fluency in German and Flemish, some competency in Dutch. Can eat and shop in French and Spanish. Key ritual phrases in Irish Gaelic. Profanity worldwide.
M - Most Valued Possession(s): My family (yeah, yeah, they aren't really MINE, but you know what I mean) and my house (yo - Cancerian).
N - Name (Named after?): First name is after my great grandfather's first love (a sensitive topic, since this is different from his wife's name); middle name is a maternal family name
O - Outfit You Love: Just about any comfy shirt (soft sweatshirt with no bra, or a flannel shirt with a halter underneath) and my hugely flowered red satin pajama pants (again, no underwear) with soft white bobby socks
P - Pizza Toppings: um...mushrooms, black olives and pineapple (though I'm willing to eat pizza with just about anything and pick off the stuff I don't like)
Q - Question/s Asked To You the Most: home = "Mom/Honey, have you seen my [noun]?"; work = "Will you work on how we can say this?"
R - Relationship/Partner:
agrnmn; chosen clan include (in no particular order) triadruid, kittenpants, featherynscale, iron_clad and breathofgoldS - Sport(s): love to play contact sports; generally bored with watching any sports (even live) except televised figure skating (shut up. I like it.) and sometimes Monday Night Football or the Olympics (which I'm a real sucker for).
T - Television Show(s): Hi. My name is
saffronhare, and I'm addicted to the Law & Order and CSI juggernauts. I am also addicted to home improvement porn (on HGTV and TLC).U - Unsavory Characteristic(s): I don't know what you're talking about.
V - Video/DVD (Favorites): (in no particular order and leaving a lot off, I'm sure) -- The Transporter, Boondock Saints, Princess Bride, Ever After, Chocolat, 'most any dancin' fool movie (Dirty Dancing, Center Stage, Chorus Line, etc.) There. Let the mockery begin.
W - Web Page: other than LJ, none.
X - Xylophone (or other Instrument?): learned enough piano and clarinet to learn that I am no musician. I am, however, very good at rhythms -- so I'm pretty good at banging on a drum and can follow 8 different beats when I dance.
Y - Year Born: 1969
Z - Zodiac Sign: Cancer (perhaps
agrnmn can fill some in for me here. I don't really do astrology much, although I find it amusing sometimes.
