Crappy Little Elf Name

[saffronhare]

What a way to begin the week!

My crappy little elf name is Juniper Berrybottom.
What's yours?
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Oddly enough, I'm allergic to Juniper -- it gives me hives all over (including my bottom). I'll just stir some cream and sugar into that cup of irony and try to put into words a journal entry about conflict with my daughters and several other people over the past weekend. Please don't be surprised if I make it "private" after all...

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[zylch.livejournal.com]

My crappy little elf name is Chipboard Bracken.
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At least your name involves a real tree -- I'm compressed shredder poo. (Though I must admit I like the name of this site...)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

G'morning, dear. I think your name comes across as a combination of "hard-edged utility" and "murky danger." Much better than ass hives.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

My crappy little elf name is Oakhand Horsebeard.
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So are ass hives in the same condition category as monkey butt?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oakhand Horsebeard, huh? This little druid gets all shivery when you say that...especially after seeing the WoodPeckers site.

[agrnmn.livejournal.com]

Knobby knuckles and A bristly beard at that...

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

Brookbank Rednose?

Admittedly it burns easily, but it's the middle of winter...

hhmmm

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

My crappy little elf name is Brookbank Granitebottom.
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