random stuff

[saffronhare]

Don't know if these are meant for my outside voice or not:

1. If you accidentally get guacamole on the gingerbread snaps sharing the same plate, be careful about dipping them into your coffee.

2. I would love to post this to dot_cattiness someday: It's not my fault you're so diligent about proving you're an idiot.

3. I made up a new word yesterday, while at a check-up for the youngest girl: boogeriffic (adj.), describing the attitude of an astoundingly snot-faced kid who is otherwise pretty darn healthy

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I may not really want the answer to this question, but do you normally eat guacamole with ginger snaps? I know you're from the barbaric northeast, but I hadn't heard that they were so uncouth, even in Yankeeland.

absolutely not

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I just happened to be trying to preserve paper plates. The gingersnaps were in the lower left-hand quadrant on a plate that also had taco dip and chips on it. Borders were not respected and guac got on the gingersnaps. Said gingersnaps were then, unwittingly, dipped in coffee. Blargh.

Re: absolutely not

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

That is, without a doubt, the worst thing I have ever heard. At least today. I'm sorry that you had to experience such foulness, when all you were trying to do was conserve resources. I salute you, and wish you to know that, although you are a barbarian, I consider you to be a barbarian of the highest quality.

Re: absolutely not

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Um. Thank you?

Don't mind me.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

There's something about not getting but about half the sleep one should be getting, combined with joy at having escaped a fate worse than Lawrence Welk that apparently makes one slightly punchy.

Re: Don't mind me.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

That's fine. I was just debating the pros and cons of entering into a discussion of barbarism and kettles and pots and such...

fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

This just baffles me; are you referring to your visit home, or something more recent?

Re: fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

The Florida visit. It was worse than Lawrence Welk primarily because it included Lawrence Welk, as well as other disagreeable things.
Did I mention that I'm really really happy to be home now?

Re: fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Wasn't he Mormon? You'd think he'd be okay with the whole polygamy polyamory thing, then...

Re: fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I don't know. He does seem to be from mars, though, so it seems likely.

Re: fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

How do you know what Lawrence Welk's fate was?

Re: fate worse than Lawrence Welk?

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I think they said he had a cold. No, no, a tan. I think they said he had a tan.

Re: absolutely not

[zylch.livejournal.com]

I, however, am still baffled as to why you were eating gingersnaps and taco stuff at the same meal. That's beyond even my level of weirdness.

Re: absolutely not

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

It was free, honey. Go Go Company Potluck Lunches!

Re: absolutely not

[zylch.livejournal.com]

yeah, you marketing people are definitely weird.