I am waiting for something to print before I can leave for the day. Since I can't bake brownies, I'll do this little meme-thing instead -- kindly posted by
lilia_blackbear.
1. What are your siblings MIDDLE name?
Whitfield. I shit you not.
2. Where is your dad right now?
In his recliner, I bet.
3. What was the last thing you said?
Okay. (approving the end of my not-so-eager intern's workday)
4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
I prefer sweating to going in and out of air-conditioned spaces.
5. What color is your watch?
Not wearin' one.
6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Steak.
7. When was the last time you went to the washroom?
Probably about 90 minutes ago.
8. Who is the last person you talked to in person?
The above-mentioned not-so-eager intern.
9. Are you close to your mom?
Closer than I would have expected to be, had you asked me a decade or two ago.
11. What is your least attractive feature?
My teeth.
12. What color are your pants?
No pants today. Denim skirt.
13.Do you have a roommate?
Just family.
14.Do you prefer paper or plastic?
Neither, cloth.
15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
hardwood floor, dark blue area rug
16. Do you have a chair in your room?
yes
17. What time of day were you born?
5 p.m. (though family legend had it tagged as noon, the birth certificat says otherwise.)
18. Do you know anyone engaged?
of course
19. What's your favorite number?
three
20. Do you watch porn?
nope. at least, not what other folks would consider porn.
21. What color is your mom's hair?
my mom currently doesn't have any hair. go, chemo!
22. Do you have a dog?
Yes.
23. Where did you live in 1987?
Brussels, Belgium
24. What happened to you in 1993?
I got pregnant with Princess Boredom.
26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
I sang a lot as a kid, not any better than I sing now, but a bit higher-pitched.
27. When was the last time you went swimming?
A couple of weekends ago.
28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
you're going to jinx me -- I'm traveling in a couple of days
29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
A few weeks ago.
30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes
31. Do you play an instrument?
nope
32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
nope
33. Do you like fire?
Generally, I'm ascairt of fire in a stoopid way. But dancing? I'll jump through a fire and twirl it in my hands. (shaking head)
35. Are you allergic to anything?
Cats, mostly. And saffron (ha).
36. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday. I'm getting sappy in my old age
37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever kind Princess Boredom buys. I think it's green.
38. Have you ever been to jail?
no, thank goodness
39. Were you popular in high school?
Of course not.
40. Did you take science all four years of high school?
yes
41. Do you like butterflies?
not really. they sort of freak me out.
42. What is the last book you read?
currently reading HP5 and HP7
43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
Coke, probably. But I'd prefer RC Cola or cream soda.
44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
the shape of my body
45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
yes
46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
nononononononono
47. What is one thing you've learned about life?
nobody really knows what they're doing
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
once in a while, sure. but not in the "life isn't fair!" kind of way.
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
um. can't imagine why.
50. When was the last time you were on an escalator?
June 30th, at the airport.
1. What are your siblings MIDDLE name?
Whitfield. I shit you not.
2. Where is your dad right now?
In his recliner, I bet.
3. What was the last thing you said?
Okay. (approving the end of my not-so-eager intern's workday)
4. What is something you've learned about yourself recently?
I prefer sweating to going in and out of air-conditioned spaces.
5. What color is your watch?
Not wearin' one.
6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Steak.
7. When was the last time you went to the washroom?
Probably about 90 minutes ago.
8. Who is the last person you talked to in person?
The above-mentioned not-so-eager intern.
9. Are you close to your mom?
Closer than I would have expected to be, had you asked me a decade or two ago.
11. What is your least attractive feature?
My teeth.
12. What color are your pants?
No pants today. Denim skirt.
13.Do you have a roommate?
Just family.
14.Do you prefer paper or plastic?
Neither, cloth.
15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
hardwood floor, dark blue area rug
16. Do you have a chair in your room?
yes
17. What time of day were you born?
5 p.m. (though family legend had it tagged as noon, the birth certificat says otherwise.)
18. Do you know anyone engaged?
of course
19. What's your favorite number?
three
20. Do you watch porn?
nope. at least, not what other folks would consider porn.
21. What color is your mom's hair?
my mom currently doesn't have any hair. go, chemo!
22. Do you have a dog?
Yes.
23. Where did you live in 1987?
Brussels, Belgium
24. What happened to you in 1993?
I got pregnant with Princess Boredom.
26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
I sang a lot as a kid, not any better than I sing now, but a bit higher-pitched.
27. When was the last time you went swimming?
A couple of weekends ago.
28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
you're going to jinx me -- I'm traveling in a couple of days
29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
A few weeks ago.
30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
yes
31. Do you play an instrument?
nope
32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
nope
33. Do you like fire?
Generally, I'm ascairt of fire in a stoopid way. But dancing? I'll jump through a fire and twirl it in my hands. (shaking head)
35. Are you allergic to anything?
Cats, mostly. And saffron (ha).
36. When was the last time you cried?
Yesterday. I'm getting sappy in my old age
37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Whatever kind Princess Boredom buys. I think it's green.
38. Have you ever been to jail?
no, thank goodness
39. Were you popular in high school?
Of course not.
40. Did you take science all four years of high school?
yes
41. Do you like butterflies?
not really. they sort of freak me out.
42. What is the last book you read?
currently reading HP5 and HP7
43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
Coke, probably. But I'd prefer RC Cola or cream soda.
44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
the shape of my body
45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
yes
46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
nononononononono
47. What is one thing you've learned about life?
nobody really knows what they're doing
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
once in a while, sure. but not in the "life isn't fair!" kind of way.
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
um. can't imagine why.
50. When was the last time you were on an escalator?
June 30th, at the airport.