severely lacking in give-a-shit

[saffronhare]

Which is why I can't be bothered to hotlink or code or otherwise go twinkle-twinkle-poof! with this, splendid though it is. The mark_morford feed today, "All Women are From Zorkon 9," is a great piece of work. Not sure why it's making me cry this morning, but there you go. It's worth a read regardless -- found it while spelunking through fionnabhar's friends list.

I'm self-medicating with an Egg McMuffin now, and everything will be All Better very soon.

ETA: Today, you may refer to me as Princess Dontwanna, of Dontwannaland. (I steal this shamelessly from featherynscale, since I think it should be a traveling title.) Ass-kissing optional. Somebody bring me a margarita!

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I laughed my ass off when I read that.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Yes, it was a wonderully funny moment...beautifully described.

[akaashben.livejournal.com]

ROFL!!! Been there, seen that... it's all true. Thanks for sharing!

[capriciouslass.livejournal.com]

LOL! That gives me a whole new light on my daughter's "3 Faces of Eve" moment last night.

I keep having to remember that I think like a man more often that I think like a Woman...

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

You are welcome to be Princess Dontwanna of Dontwannaland any time you like, darling. In fact, anyone may be. Also, they may feel free to adopt the spirit of the other members of Dontwannaland's royal family, those being (so far) King Naganahapin, Countess Notana-Friday, and the Japanese embassy to the court, Yu Kana Makemi.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'm *so* glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.

*snerk*

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Well, that just got added to the to-be-painted-someday list.

[hekatatia.livejournal.com]

Ooh, there's a title for that?! I must have been a contender to wear the crown on Wednesday. Yes indeedy.

[matchgirl42.livejournal.com]

Hrm...what about Count Aidonthinkso?