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[saffronhare]

In a moment of Real Glory and defiance of the laws of physics, I've managed to douse my chest with perhaps more coffee than I actually had in my mug. Now, I'm all sticky with arabica and french vanilla...and I smell like an over-caffeinated programmer's wet dream. ::sigh:: At least it was *good* coffee.

Comments

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

May we please assume it wasn't overly warm by the time gravity was momentarily suspended?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Thankfully, it was no longer hot by the time of The Incident. It was cool enough, in fact, that...well...nevermind.

[beowulphx.livejournal.com]

Coffee flavored breasts?!? That does sound good... and I'm not even a coffee drinker! ;-)

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Do you feel welcomed to the neighborhood now, dear?

[beowulphx.livejournal.com]

Yes indeed! I'm going to love living in that particular neighborhood in Kansas!

[kittenpants.livejournal.com]

Clearly, this is a Sign From Heaven that I should spend my day programming.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

You would still be the one to pull it off and be sexy doing it. It will just make people wonder about your new pheromoness8-)

[lightonthesill.livejournal.com]

Er... If anyone in the office has a headache you could offer your breasts as aromatherapy... (?) ::wink::

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

Honey, I'm pretty sure you're always a programmer's wet dream. And they're pretty much always over-caffeinated...

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

My wet dreams usually involve software, breasts are hardware.

And programmer coffee doesn't smell like Vanilla, it smells like draino.

Apparently I'm contrary today. 8-)

[druidevo.livejournal.com]

Really, aren't breasts more firmware then hardware?

And besides it's Electronic Engineers who like Vanilla Coffee, and firmware normally.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

So glad you guys could clear that up for me -- thanks for the fetish distinctions.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Really, aren't breasts more firmware then hardware?

Not after nursing two babies. I'm just saying.

not something I take for granted, sistah

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

For those of us not as...er, gifted as you, gravity has been a teensy bit kinder. I wouldn't call mine perky anymore, not after nursing three babies, but they're decently firm. :) Lopsided, but I like 'em.

I tried to stop myself.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

If they're covered in coffee, aren't they wetware?

Re: I tried to stop myself.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

::snerk::

Re: I tried to stop myself.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

Um, that would be a WHOLE different part of the body. I don't recall anyone bidding on that either, it could fetch a fine price.

[diermuid.livejournal.com]

True...

I was going to say that "good" smelling coffee is the drink of the programmer fangirls. 8-)