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Okay, I'm declaring a couple of winners in the Breast Cancer 3-Day sponsorship auction, and hollering a "last call" for the remaining parts. (Non-breast content coming sometime soon.)

throat/neck = [livejournal.com profile] womanofsalt, and not just 'cause she said flattering things

hands (both of 'em) = [livejournal.com profile] zerself, though heaven only knows what she'll have me do with them (pretending to shiver with trepidation)

There's a standing bid of $50 for my hair from [livejournal.com profile] zylch. If that bid isn't topped by 5 p.m. today, I'll declare her the sparkly pink winner. ::waves, hopes [livejournal.com profile] zylch feels better today::

Also, I have a private bid of $125 for my spine/back. This one will also be closed at 5 p.m. today.

UPDATE: A starting bid of $50 has been placed on my ass by [livejournal.com profile] 8elements. No offense, cupcake, but surely it's worth more than that to somebody out there in LJ-land.

UPDATE: A starting bid of $25 has been placed on my belly by [livejournal.com profile] lilia_blackbear, the darling dear.

Remaining parts are listed on my LJ user info page. The open auction will end on Friday, but sponsorships will be available as long as supplies last. My right breast and my ass are very, very disappointed in you all. (Okay, kidding.)

You aren't required to make the actual donation right away; I'll take your word for it and wait a couple of weeks for Greater Payday Holidays to make things easier on everyone's budgets. If you've won a bid but can't find the link to the donation page, please let me know and I'll zap it to you again.

Date: 2006-05-03 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zylch.livejournal.com
So far, so good. Thanks :-)

(Also, while I might have bid on ass or right breast, the thought of 'tagging' those bits weirded me way, way out. They're lovely, but they're also on my out-of-bounds list.)

Date: 2006-05-03 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
No problem, dear. Excuses not necessary from you -- I get it. :)

Date: 2006-05-03 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
I'll take your ass for $50... :-)

Date: 2006-05-03 03:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Oh, ladies and gentlemen -- we have a first bid on my ass! I'd set it at $75 to start, but hey.

Date: 2006-05-03 04:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Might be why you didn't have any bids... :-p JK! I think its worth more than that but I thought I would at least get you started... ;-)

Date: 2006-05-03 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Good point. :) Kidding aside, there's been a lot of offline trash-talking about bids for my ass. Seems like it was a bunch of hot air after all. ::grinning, sashaying away::

Date: 2006-05-03 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Hummmm... I wonder then what I have gotten myself into with this...

Date: 2006-05-03 04:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
You're only as into it as far as your gut and budget will happily allow, sweetie. It's not like I'd consider it a great loss to have you tag my ass, you know.

I'm just using you (gently) to goad some others into action. XO

Date: 2006-05-03 04:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Is it wrong to say that I can picture exactly what I want to *tag* your ass with? Can I get you to wear some cotton workout pants you may not want to wear again? :-)

Date: 2006-05-03 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Ha! Nope, nothing wrong with that at all, and I think what you're talking about is certainly within boundaries. Actual negotiations will happen after the winner is decided.

Date: 2006-05-03 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celticwhistlin.livejournal.com
Works for me... I have been following what you were doing with this and was just *inspired* by your statement that no one wanted to bid for your ass... :-p

rule #2 violation

Date: 2006-05-03 08:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com
I just got this mental image of you with one of those car magnets (the ribbon ones) affixed to your ass.

Re: rule #2 violation

Date: 2006-05-03 09:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Oh, honey. Your violation level is so much lower than mine. :) But then, you haven't been fielding suggestions for weeks. Glad you were able to stop yourself before it got ugly for you.

Re: rule #2 violation

Date: 2006-05-03 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] capriciouslass.livejournal.com
It made me giggle.
I can only imagine what some of the suggestions were. Perhaps you can post some of them for our enjoyment (anonymously, of course)?

Re: rule #2 violation

Date: 2006-05-03 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] saffronhare.livejournal.com
Now *that's* a horrifying prospect! I'll give it some thought. See you later, maybe.

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