'Tis the Season

[saffronhare]

As promised...(originally posted December 17, 2003). In the fine tradition of the instant classic, Nunya Bizness, we’re proud to introduce:

The Innuendo Song
(sung to the tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas)

Oh, give us some innuendo
Push hard up to the crescendo
Oh, give us some innuendo
Just slip it right in
.
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
We won't go until we get some
Just slip it right in.
.
We don’t want to waste
One drop on our chins
More double entendre
Yes, slip it right in



::This is a work in progress. Additional verses are welcome::

Comments

Sorry, but I had to do it.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Don't touch that furry beaver.
Back off and just leave her.
She'll bite the hand that feeds her,
so pet something else.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I think the "We won't go until we get some" verse from the original can stand as-is...

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

But it follows the figgy pudding verse, doesn't it? That'll have to be rewritten. Unless figgy pudding brings to mind something to you it doesn't quite to me. I'm willing to be educated here.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

No, you dump the figgy pudding verse... have to have something to go in its place. I can't imagine anything even vaguely sexual about figgy pudding.

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Nope. We'll have to go with Spotted Dick.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

We may need to make up a verse in honor of the Inexplicable Soccer Cock. Just sayin'.

Oh, Dessert!

[nodeal57.livejournal.com]

I'll bring Spotted Dick for afters,
I'll bring Spotted Dick for afters,
I'll bring Spotted Dick for afters,
Please swallow it down!

Re: Oh, Dessert!

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

Men with freckles are such smart-arses.