severely lacking in give-a-shit

Which is why I can't be bothered to hotlink or code or otherwise go twinkle-twinkle-poof! with this, splendid though it is. The mark_morford feed today, "All Women are From Zorkon 9," is a great piece of work. Not sure why it's making me cry this morning, but there you go. It's worth a read regardless -- found it while spelunking through fionnabhar's friends list.

I'm self-medicating with an Egg McMuffin now, and everything will be All Better very soon.

ETA: Today, you may refer to me as Princess Dontwanna, of Dontwannaland. (I steal this shamelessly from featherynscale, since I think it should be a traveling title.) Ass-kissing optional. Somebody bring me a margarita!