Cancerian fantasies

Even if you're gonna make fun of me, I'm gonna say it:

( Let the whining begin. It's stupid. )

Oh, poo. Time to suck it up, sister, and get back to work.

Yeah. I'll get right on that, Rob.

Cancer Horoscope for week of September 23, 2004 (from FreeWill Astrology):

One of the best-selling books in France in recent months has been Bonjour Paresse, or "Hello Laziness." The author, Corinne Maier, encourages employees to perfect the art of goofing off on the job. In the coming week, Cancerian, you should follow her advice not only at work but in every area of your life. I admire you for being so conscientious and putting so much effort into everything you do, but you're way overdue for some major slacking off. I'll go so far as to say that you have a spiritual need to vegetate. This is one time when you'll get my blessing if you decide to sit in a comfortable chair and daydream of nothing in particular as you watch the wind blow.
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But...but...!!
ack!

Just following the advice of my astrologer, man.

Your Boobies' Names Are: Elvis

Get your own Boobie Names

Earlier, I played with my neopet. Now, I will have a pop tart while I do a crossword puzzle. Somebody get me a jelly donut.