For what it's worth.

[saffronhare]

My nose is itching today. According to one grandmother, that means I will get into a fight. According to my other grandmother, it means I will be kissed by a fool.

Decisions, decisions.

UPDATE: Checkity.

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to come up to your office, if you should opt for #2.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Helpful, you are.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

It is my goal in life to one day be as helpful as iron_clad.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'm aiming to satisfy both grandmothers. In order to maximize the value of the kissing, I'd suggest you wait until I first get into that fight.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Good times. I'd rather kiss you than fight you any day.

[gamera-spinning.livejournal.com]

You realize that people pay money for that kind of entertainment.

I'm aiming to satisfy both grandmothers.

You know contextually, it makes perfect sense, but out of context, it can be an unsettling statement.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Oh. Ick. You're right.