Informal Survey.

[saffronhare]

I'm not in the habit of posting my horoscope here, but this week's FreeWill guidance from Rob seems to call for outside opinion. See, it seems a key to my "luck and grace" this week will be in "mastering goofy tricks that will make more people want to invite you to their parties."

Let's forget for a moment that I seldom attend parties...because I always enjoy being invited, even if I have to decline because of complications on my space-time continuum.

Are there any goofy tricks that you all would like to see me mastering? Or, alternately, failing at (in your presence) while I attempt to master them?

In honor of the state of Kentucky, through which I sometimes drive, I declare amnesty for all ye who answer here (at least within the context of this conversation).

Luck and grace,
Nik

Comments

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

Ummm... I can hang a spoon off my nose, then use my tongue to grab the spoon, flip it around and put it in my mouth. Can you?

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

Nope, sure can't. I just tried it. You'll have to instruct me, wise one.

[featherynscale.livejournal.com]

I wish I could do that...

[teross50.livejournal.com]

save the spoon thing for the Winter Bazzar We may need some intertainment for the corwes

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I can do that (or at least I could) -- even walking on my hands a bit. Haven't tried it since my tits got bigger, though, so that would be an interesting one.

[teross50.livejournal.com]

The belly dancing with the sword Yep that would be it LOL

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I'll have to practice, then, won't I?

[teross50.livejournal.com]

the next time I am up your way....

[fionnabhar.livejournal.com]

I can touch my nose with my tongue. Not sure if it's teachable or genetic, though. Still, trying is amusing.

Ummm, hmmm.

[triadruid.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see you master the art of Silly Walks. I think they're very disarming when used unexpectedly, and I also have a sort of jack-boot stride.

Re: Ummm, hmmm.

[saffronhare.livejournal.com]

I could certainly become dedicated to the art of Silly Walks. Aspiring to mastery is a lofty and worthy goal indeed.