saffronhare

I'm having a fine day, thanks. A wee bit unbalanced, but getting good and screwed later oughta fix me up just fine. The quiz says so, and it must be true.

Christopher Moody
You are 44 %Treasurer, have 64% Seafairability, crave 54% Bloodlusting, and lust 28% in Wenchwanting!

Captain Moody you scalleywag, you! You crave only two things in life, bathing in the blood of your victims and sailing the high seas. While these two are good in themselves, you need to expand your horizons to your whores and plunder. I know you enjoy the fear your name and flag brings to Merchant Vessels, Royal Navy Officers, and Privateers; red meaning no quarter given and your idea of a symbolic sick joke: 'Your Time Alive Flies Away by the Hand of my Sword'. The truth is, Moody, anyone can be a good sailor and kill his enemies, but to be a real pirate you need to rape and pillage, and you're just not cutting it.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 0% on Treasurer

You scored higher than 50% on Seafairability

You scored higher than 75% on Bloodlusting

You scored higher than 0% on Wenchwanting