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UPDATE: I've asked people to email me with questions. Ha. Seems I have a very difficult time accessing personal email from work computer. If you're a person who has my work email address, you can go ahead and use it. Otherwise, please comment here or be patient until I get home this evening to check my email. Thanks muchly.

I'm honestly not certain if this is really the third, but it darn well ought to be, so there.

Boobs & Booze Day is our low-brow celebration of

agrnmn's birthday, which falls on March 15th. He is a preening dragon who likes to gather a horde around him...and his horde is people. People with boobs and people with booze.

On Friday, March 18th at the TCP (email me for directions if you like), beginning at approximately 8 p.m., we will celebrate Boobs & Booze Day. The birthday boy will wear his "Feminist Chicks Dig Me" t-shirt (if we can find it) and the house will be open for friends to stop by with boobs or booze or both.

We'll have a few laundry-money poker games going on (pennies, nickels, quarter, etc.) and lots of snacks that aren't good for anybody. This is low-brow folks. I promise you'll win more money off him if you flash some tits or get him drunk.

Please note that innuendo will be rampant on this night, though nobody's physical boundaries will be crossed. Expect many marvelously offensive things to be done and said, though nothing likely to land us in jail or divorce court. It's very important that we all remain friends. I am violently opposed to soap operas occurring in my house and have a tendency to stomp on drama in a manner vastly out of proportion to the offense.

UPDATE FOR FUTHER CLARIFICATION: If any of this makes you uncomfortable, feel free to participate at the level which makes sense to you in the spirit of the evening. This is a big world, and you are a sovereign being. Nobody has to reveal boobs, get drunk, or even wear a silly t-shirt. You're just as welcome to send your best wishes (and booze?) from a distance as you are to attend for something in the range of mild-mannered to raucous fun. Or...you could just come make a lot of noise in the house at sunrise to have your revenge.

Yes, this invitation will be going out to friends who are not on LJ. If you're talking to somebody you think should be coming, feel free to extend the invitation with apologies for my inability to keep tasks straight right now. No offense or exclusions are intended.

1. No, it's not strip poker. And it will not be snooty, serious-faced poker for people who always remember the rules, either. It doesn't even have to be poker all night. It could even be KURS or Munchkin or Fluxx or that Cow-Fucking game. Card-game playing is the point. Bring cards. I'm certain we don't have enough.

2. It's set for 8 p.m. because the little girls will be in bed or on their way by that time of night. The eldest daughter doesn't come back from her spring break in grandparent-land until Saturday. I'd rather have children kept to a minimum because we don't want to be Mom and Dad that night. Come a bit earlier if you aren't opposed to toddlers making motorcycle sounds or footie pajamas or possibly dirty diapers. You've been warned.

3. Yes, he'll have to go to work on Saturday. I don't care if he's hung over. If we can make him call in sick, all the better. Nyah.

4. Bring whatever you'd like to eat and or drink (boobs included). Bring cards, bring music, bring raunchy t-shirts. We'll have some stuff there...but hey. Why not excess?

5. The driveway will hold at least 8 cars if they're friendly (another 4-6 will fit on the street) and I will be holding car keys. The bunny will remain sober and is prepared to find bedding for people to sleep like puppies, or fire up the Minivan Galactica to get folks home or back to the airport if necessary. Please note: I object strongly to people have sex in my eldest daughter's bedroom/bed, though her room can sleep 6-8 people on the floor quite comfortably.

6. You're welcome to stop by for a while and then proceed with your Friday night plans. This is "open house" hospitality. We promise to love you even if you ditch us for people you obviously consider to be much cooler than we are.

I think that covers most of it. Please feel free to comment here or email me if you need more details.