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Rob, you're one spooky dude. Just when I'm lusting after a set of $800 CrackBlackBerries, needing about $300 for a seminar and dying for a new $1,800 computer. If only.


Cancer Horoscope for week of January 20, 2005

Is it too late for you to make another New Year's resolution? Not according to my astrological analysis. In fact, I think it's a perfect time to conjure up a few resolutions with financial themes. Try saying this one aloud, Cancerian, and see how it feels: "I resolve to win the lottery this year." Or how about this: "I resolve to find wads of hundred-dollar bills that careless drug dealers have accidentally dropped on the sidewalk." Here's another that might suit you: "I resolve to make a fortune on eBay by selling deeds to real estate on the planet Venus." If none of those feels quite right, try this: "I resolve to spend the coming weeks filling the holes in my understanding about how to generate, save, and invest money."

Date: 2005-01-19 04:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] agrnmn.livejournal.com
Heck the business will take off so quick we wont be able to keep up with the money...right...it will wont it...so I can quit and sleep at home soon...no...ok...I'll go check the corners for drug dealer's money to buy lottery tickets with.

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