Silly rabbit.

If you take a communion wafer, and draw a mean face on it, you have not just manifested The Furious Host.

UPDATE: It didn't seem possible for this hijacked thread to get any more alarming, after furries were mentioned. But I was wrong. Carry on, you fearsome demons!

Really, I'm more worried about the big-ass ear of corn in the illustration that went with this one.

The Week According to Rob (from FreeWill Astrology):

Cancer (June 21-July 22)
Bob Johnston is the music producer who worked with Bob Dylan on some of his brilliant breakthrough albums of the 1960s. "I believe in giving credit where credit's due," he testified in Martin Scorsese's movie about Dylan's life. "I don't think Dylan had a lot to do with it. Instead of touching him on the shoulder, I think God kicked him in the ass." I mention this, Cancerian, because I believe you're about to receive a few divine boots in the butt yourself. Are you ready, willing, and able to be moved and moved and moved?
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Wait just one effing minute. I guess I'd better go to bed now and get some sleep if I'm going to be getting it up the ass with an ear of corn, or something.