I can live with this.

( Mists of Avalon Character Quiz )

Because I hate to disappoint...

Back by request of zylch, who insisted upon emailing me her wildly amusing answer (because I'd removed the post):

In honor of Science Thursday (tm), I present this thought experiment. On a table in front of me are the following objects. Tell me: what am I doing?

colored pencils
glue stick
wallpaper steamer
instant oatment
putty knife
stuffed hamster
straws

( the first answer behind this door )