If I must be any cat at all, then this one will do.

[saffronhare]

Actually, I edited some of the description because it displeased me.

You scored as Ninja Cat. Be at ease, grasshopper. </td> Ninja Cat 67% Pissed at the World Cat 50% Drunk Cat 42% Love Machine Cat 33% Nerd Cat 8% Couch Potato Cat 8% Derranged Cat 0% Which Absurd Cat are you? created with QuizFarm.com