saffronhare: (Hare on all Fours)
I'm trying to come up with clever responses for when people here at work ask me how I'm doing. "Fine" is inaccurate and lacks a certain imaginative punch. So far, I've got:

...like a three-legged dog in a pissing contest
...like a one-legged cowboy at and ass-kicking contest

That taps me out. Somebody help the Yankee snob come up with more?

And, speaking of hands, [livejournal.com profile] chernobylred has me considering my own. Hers seem fine and lovely. Mine are teeny tiny thug hands, which I sort of like. :)

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